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[It's late afternoon on Saturday, and... well, it appears as though Bradley took a detour to the National Park on his way to Goldenrod. He seems fairly confused by something, although it isn't really obvious what it is...]

My, these Pokemon certainly are resilient, aren't they? You'd expect insects to do much worse against a bird made entirely out of sharp edges, but it seems as though they only ever get knocked unconscious.

How curious-though, I suppose this sport would be less popular if your Pokemon actually had a chance of dying. Nothing really works as you'd expect here, does it? Speaking of which-what exactly are the standards for that bug catching contest? Surely, a...

[...how the fuck do you even describe that thing... he doesn't have it out because he is not some kind of Ash Ketchum type, but... uh...]

...Scyther would be more impressive than some sort of cocoon, wouldn't it? I didn't have much of an investment in the contest in the first place, but it's somewhat baffling.

Date: 2012-02-26 09:56 pm (UTC)
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)
From: [personal profile] licentious
Apparently people are immortal here. [ She sighs. ] People here can't die for whatever reason.

[ ...IT SUCKS. Can you hear a brief irritated huff in her voice. She feels more shitty than Lindsay Lohan's life story.

I swear to god these people could be adequate replacements for the Scooby Doo cast. Wrath is Freddy, Envy is Daphne, Lust is a prettier version of Velma, Gluttony is Scooby, and Kimblee can be Shaggy. Yep. ]

Date: 2012-02-29 03:45 pm (UTC)
licentious: (shanked the bartender and bouncer)
From: [personal profile] licentious
It's a forgettable thing, but somewhat annoying when most people don't even realize its significance.

[ Let's search for clues and then find none! Yeaaah!!!

The ghost is quite obviously The Fullmetal Alchemist. He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling homunculi!! ]

Date: 2012-03-03 07:44 pm (UTC)
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)
From: [personal profile] licentious
I'm sure we're still a forced to be reckoned with. Us and our outrageously talented animals. [ These pokemon hmmmmm.... ] At the very least, robbery and confiscation are excellent tactics.

[ WHO KNEW THEY COULD BE PROTAGONISTS... ]

Date: 2012-03-05 03:30 pm (UTC)
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)
From: [personal profile] licentious
Hm. And there isn't any regeneration. They're susceptible to being unable to walk.

[ LET'S PARALYZE THEM: How Lust handles her problems.

LMAO IF ONE USES THAT TERM GENEROUSLY, YES. ]

Date: 2012-03-06 03:56 pm (UTC)
licentious: (The worst mistakes are the best memories)
From: [personal profile] licentious
It's a shame we can't put your talents to the test here. But, at least we have your charisma, skill and intelligence. Better than what Gluttony has to offer, right now. [ which is a huge hole in the budget 8| ]

Date: 2012-03-08 03:37 pm (UTC)
licentious: (shanked the bartender and bouncer)
From: [personal profile] licentious
He's not convinced he can't eat the pokemon yet. In other words, yes. [ But she's doing her best! ] but, I suppose even he has his positives.

Date: 2012-03-11 09:40 pm (UTC)
licentious: (I took a shit and it made a smiley face.)
From: [personal profile] licentious
Have we ever done so before? [ hopefully not. ]

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