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Feb. 6th, 2012 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
notrueking[...so Bradley's made it to the outskirts of Goldenrod, and even though it's cold as fuck out he's engaging in the culinary tradition of every red-blooded Amestrian male: cooking meat on a grill. hell yeah, we are getting some steak up in here.
...however, even though the meat appears to be perfectly cut, it's kind of... not looking so great... even his Skarmory's kind of giving it questionable looks. Probably because it's burnt and therefore not delicious.
After poking at it, he turns to the camera.]
Hmmm, so! I could use some advice here-how do you do this, exactly? It doesn't seem like it should be this difficult, and if I got it down, it could be useful, what with the traveling and all.
[...nevertheless, he doesn't sound particularly frustrated, which is mostly because he doesn't emote. You get pretty good at resisting urges to just flip the grill when you are angry 24/7...!]
...however, even though the meat appears to be perfectly cut, it's kind of... not looking so great... even his Skarmory's kind of giving it questionable looks. Probably because it's burnt and therefore not delicious.
After poking at it, he turns to the camera.]
Hmmm, so! I could use some advice here-how do you do this, exactly? It doesn't seem like it should be this difficult, and if I got it down, it could be useful, what with the traveling and all.
[...nevertheless, he doesn't sound particularly frustrated, which is mostly because he doesn't emote. You get pretty good at resisting urges to just flip the grill when you are angry 24/7...!]
[VOICE] - WELP. I'M SORRY, WRATH??
Date: 2012-02-06 08:41 pm (UTC)Bradley. What the hell are you doing here?
[Hey, maybe you won't remember him? Either way, he's not putting his face on this device. Somehow or other he's figured out how to do a voice post already!
It's totally his intuition, shush.][VOICE] - YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
Date: 2012-02-08 05:58 pm (UTC)At the moment, I'm trying to barbecue some meat. It's not going particularly well.
[VOICE] - FIRST TAG I SWEAR... 1 / 2
Date: 2012-02-15 06:07 am (UTC)[...wait did you just...]
[...you did.]
[Hold on, let him facepalm for a moment here.]
[VOICE] - 2 / 2
Date: 2012-02-15 06:09 am (UTC)That's not what I... What the hell are you doing here in Johto or wherever the hell this place is? Are you dead...?
[...You can practically hear the "too" added on at the end there. Whoops.]
[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-16 06:32 pm (UTC)Roughly the same thing everyone else is, I assume. Furthermore, that's a rather personal question, isn't it?
[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-20 01:14 am (UTC)[...Isaac that's... not how we social...]
How long have you been here?
[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-21 08:14 pm (UTC)[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-23 10:21 pm (UTC)[He kind of just died and you were definitely alive before then...]
[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-24 06:28 pm (UTC)[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-24 08:52 pm (UTC)Where are you now?
[WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS, GOOD SIR.]
[VOICE]
Date: 2012-02-25 11:17 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-02-07 12:38 am (UTC)[[YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT GIRL!]]
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Date: 2012-02-09 09:17 pm (UTC)video;
Date: 2012-02-07 03:22 am (UTC)I'd suggest seasoning the meat with simple salt and pepper. Too much oil could cause it to burn, like that.
Also, I believe the temperature of the fire should be more controlled! Though, I'm no expert. I've only gotten to grill once or twice. It is quite fun though, don't you think~?
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Date: 2012-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)It's certainly interesting, I'll give you that.
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Date: 2012-02-18 06:41 pm (UTC)[voice] to start off with; sorry this is late!
Date: 2012-02-07 06:53 am (UTC)Uhhhh. Have you never cooked meat before?
[He can see smoke. And burnt-over blackness. And his heart, quietly breaking into individual pieces.]
Get that off the fire!
[voice] nah it's cool man!
Date: 2012-02-08 08:13 pm (UTC)[on the battlefield, there's no time to cook things. some days you'll feed on a tree frog.
-wait
...so anyway he does, Skarmory just
...looks at him...]
Re: [voice] nah it's cool man!
Date: 2012-02-09 06:50 pm (UTC)Man, I wouldn't give that to a polar bear-dog. Heck, I wouldn't even eat it myself! The thing about fire is that it's destructive and uncontrollable. So you let it burn itself out first, THEN cook over the hot wood or coals.
[voice]
Date: 2012-02-11 01:59 pm (UTC)[voice]
Date: 2012-02-12 03:14 am (UTC)[Just, what is this. This is an affront to good meat. This is tragic.]
Take it off and start over. Right now. Where I can see you.
[voice]
Date: 2012-02-12 09:17 pm (UTC)[nevertheless, he gets a new hunk of meat out and proceeds to perfectly slice that thing holy shit at least he can get one thing right]
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Date: 2012-02-12 11:10 pm (UTC)No more seriously than you take the cutting.
Now rub some kind of salt or pepper on it.
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Date: 2012-02-14 09:49 pm (UTC)[...that's probably even more worrying...
anyway, he does that!]
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Date: 2012-02-07 08:25 pm (UTC)Bradley why do you do this shit to yourself, man]
Do tell me you're not planning on taking the grill with you.
[video]
Date: 2012-02-09 09:37 pm (UTC)I don't see why not. It's not particularly heavy.
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Date: 2012-02-10 06:05 am (UTC)Perhaps not, but I'd think it would be horribly inconvenient at best.
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Date: 2012-02-12 01:42 pm (UTC)Hmm... I suppose that's true. Perhaps I should catch some sort of Pokemon that would be able to carry it.
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Date: 2012-02-08 06:53 pm (UTC)[Still, he's distracted from being sullen by...is that Pr--Wrath? Grilling? Going over to investigate this.]
Where'd you even get that grill?
[action]
Date: 2012-02-09 09:56 pm (UTC)There was a sale. It was surprisingly inexpensive... at least, I assume it was. I have no idea how this currency would translate into cenz.