003 [VIDEO/ACTION]

[notrueking]

[...so Bradley's made it to the outskirts of Goldenrod, and even though it's cold as fuck out he's engaging in the culinary tradition of every red-blooded Amestrian male: cooking meat on a grill. hell yeah, we are getting some steak up in here.

...however, even though the meat appears to be perfectly cut, it's kind of... not looking so great... even his Skarmory's kind of giving it questionable looks. Probably because it's burnt and therefore not delicious.

After poking at it, he turns to the camera.]

Hmmm, so! I could use some advice here-how do you do this, exactly? It doesn't seem like it should be this difficult, and if I got it down, it could be useful, what with the traveling and all.

[...nevertheless, he doesn't sound particularly frustrated, which is mostly because he doesn't emote. You get pretty good at resisting urges to just flip the grill when you are angry 24/7...!]

Comments

[voice]

[notrueking]

You take this sort of thing very seriously, don't you...?

[nevertheless, he gets a new hunk of meat out and proceeds to perfectly slice that thing holy shit at least he can get one thing right]

[voice -> video]

[doesactivities]

[Yeah, we. We don't like thinking about where you learned that. Or who on.]

No more seriously than you take the cutting.

Now rub some kind of salt or pepper on it.

[video]

[notrueking]

Hm? I wasn't taking it seriously at all.

[...that's probably even more worrying...

anyway, he does that!]