King Bradley (Wrath) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
notrueking) wrote2012-01-29 02:31 pm
notrueking) wrote2012-01-29 02:31 pm
002 [VIDEO]
[It's late afternoon on Saturday, and... well, it appears as though Bradley took a detour to the National Park on his way to Goldenrod. He seems fairly confused by something, although it isn't really obvious what it is...]
My, these Pokemon certainly are resilient, aren't they? You'd expect insects to do much worse against a bird made entirely out of sharp edges, but it seems as though they only ever get knocked unconscious.
How curious-though, I suppose this sport would be less popular if your Pokemon actually had a chance of dying. Nothing really works as you'd expect here, does it? Speaking of which-what exactly are the standards for that bug catching contest? Surely, a...
[...how the fuck do you even describe that thing... he doesn't have it out because he is not some kind of Ash Ketchum type, but... uh...]
...Scyther would be more impressive than some sort of cocoon, wouldn't it? I didn't have much of an investment in the contest in the first place, but it's somewhat baffling.
My, these Pokemon certainly are resilient, aren't they? You'd expect insects to do much worse against a bird made entirely out of sharp edges, but it seems as though they only ever get knocked unconscious.
How curious-though, I suppose this sport would be less popular if your Pokemon actually had a chance of dying. Nothing really works as you'd expect here, does it? Speaking of which-what exactly are the standards for that bug catching contest? Surely, a...
[...how the fuck do you even describe that thing... he doesn't have it out because he is not some kind of Ash Ketchum type, but... uh...]
...Scyther would be more impressive than some sort of cocoon, wouldn't it? I didn't have much of an investment in the contest in the first place, but it's somewhat baffling.
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[Hello there, Bradley. As usual, the camera is angled horribly strangely, keeping the entirety of Descole's face well out of the frame; you can see the edges of a smirk well enough, however, as well as the fact that his hands are steepled together on the table.]
The primary one being that those judging the contest have any taste - given that they're judging insects all day, it's safe to say that their ability to appreciate things such as that Scyther may be a bit diminished.
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well he knows a thing or two about showmanship but this is kind of...]
Ah, yes, that's true. Perhaps they were judging it on the basis that it looks more like some sort of reptile than any kind of insect.
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[...yeah, melodramatic bullshit is kind of Descole's deal here
it is what he does
deal with it]
That aside, however - you've been noting these things are rather durable, it seems. What exactly have you done to them - have you been able to draw blood on them, even?
[And that question is actually not judging you; he is genuinely curious about this.]
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