002 [VIDEO]

[notrueking]

[It's late afternoon on Saturday, and... well, it appears as though Bradley took a detour to the National Park on his way to Goldenrod. He seems fairly confused by something, although it isn't really obvious what it is...]

My, these Pokemon certainly are resilient, aren't they? You'd expect insects to do much worse against a bird made entirely out of sharp edges, but it seems as though they only ever get knocked unconscious.

How curious-though, I suppose this sport would be less popular if your Pokemon actually had a chance of dying. Nothing really works as you'd expect here, does it? Speaking of which-what exactly are the standards for that bug catching contest? Surely, a...

[...how the fuck do you even describe that thing... he doesn't have it out because he is not some kind of Ash Ketchum type, but... uh...]

...Scyther would be more impressive than some sort of cocoon, wouldn't it? I didn't have much of an investment in the contest in the first place, but it's somewhat baffling.

Comments

[notrueking]

That is entirely possible, yes... well, I'll leave you and Envy to that. I'm far better at ensuring people die than keeping them alive.

[licentious]

It's a shame we can't put your talents to the test here. But, at least we have your charisma, skill and intelligence. Better than what Gluttony has to offer, right now. [ which is a huge hole in the budget 8| ]

[notrueking]

Ah... yes. He's something of a liability at the moment, isn't he?

[licentious]

He's not convinced he can't eat the pokemon yet. In other words, yes. [ But she's doing her best! ] but, I suppose even he has his positives.

[notrueking]

I suppose we'll be fine as long as we don't entrust him with anything particularly important.

[licentious]

Have we ever done so before? [ hopefully not. ]

[notrueking]

It's for future reference.