01 [Video] [backdated to before port!]

[notrueking]

Let's see, now...

[There is some clear fiddling going on here. Which is to be expected, really, given how many people currently on the barge are from pre-computer settings. It flickers from audio to video a few times before finally settling on the latter, revealing a man whose expression is less "panicked about suddenly coming back from the dead" and more "mildly annoyed at the situation."]

Though this has some features I'm unfamiliar with... I'm assuming this is some sort of radio, so if whoever's responsible for my presence here is receiving this... I'm having some difficulty in determining what, exactly, you planned to achieve by recreating my room like this. Were you truly expecting me to believe that all of that was just some sort of dream? If so, then you weren't particularly competent in doing so, since there are a number of objects that appear to be missing.

Explain yourself.

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[notrueking.livejournal.com]

[






is this real life. King Bradley is used to human stupidity, but this is a whole different level of "does your species routinely drop their young on their heads" than he is used to.

He is so mad right now.

...moreso than usual.]

I didn't necessarily need to be told that I was dead, though I suppose it's useful to have some conformation. Now, this Admiral... I'm assuming that all of this was his brilliant idea?

[what_ho_jeeves]

Oh yes, the Admiral is captain of the ship. So to speak. He runs the whole affair, although not very well if you ask me. There's not even a shuffleboard on deck.

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

That's quite the tragedy. How accessible is this Admiral? I believe this should be brought up to him.

[what_ho_jeeves]

Not very accessible at all, I'm afraid. I've asked him countless times to bring Jeeves on board and have been ignored every time. How does he expect a chap to get on without his valet, I ask you?

[notrueking.livejournal.com]

[like a responsible individual, perhaps...]

I couldn't say, unfortunately. It seems as though I've landed in a rather distressing situation.